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Joke of the Day
"Welcome to the plastic surgery addicts association, Nice to see a lot of new faces here today."
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"Pilot [on intercom]: You guys want to see a dead body?"
"DRAGON: get AWAY from me ME: let me pet ur scales pls DRAGON: I don't even KNOW u ME: breathe fire on me DRAGON: *is creeped out*"
"...a dentist on a toothpaste commercial with stethoscope around neck..., if my dentist started to listen to my heart I would freak out."
"What has two arms,two legs and eats ants? Uncles"
"NSFW What is the difference between your father and I? Nothing. We both had sex with your mom. Just kidding, the difference is that I used a condom."
"When I hear teenagers talk I wonder why there's not a high school class dedicated to learning the definition of the word ""literally"""
"What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? My girlfriend knows about my wife."
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef stroganoff."
"Your Ex is like spilt milk. If you put newspaper over them its like the mistake never happened."