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Joke of the Day
"What does the dead comedian cook with? Deadpan"
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"Whoever has my voodoo doll out there ... please scratch between my shoulder blades."
"How do you kill a circus? You go for the juggler."
"So, I told a girl ""send boobs""... ...and she sent me a topless of her, 8 years old, at a beach. Girls are really losing it, man. Year-old picture?!"
"I hate it when girls say the wrong name during sex They know my name isn't someone help"
"Before we got married I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets."