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Joke of the Day

"Help me Obi Wan Kenobi. You're my only Never mind. Batman's here."

"Why aren't Japanese optimistic? Because not every cloud has a silver lining"

"All the Kardashian girls sound like they've just been lobotomized and can only remember the words ""I just feel like..."""

"There are weight limits on car seats, airlines, skydiving, military, horseback riding, kayaks, and bikes......how is it there are no weight limit on high heels?"

"What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet? ""F"", for Fonzi. Duh."

"Q: What's the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials? A: A police lineup."

"I got pulled over the other day... ..I was pretty scared so I just hung my arm out the window to let him know im not black"

"Why couldn't the joke walk? It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)"

"If I ever lose my phone I want Liam Neeson looking for it"

"When I study, I highlight with a black permanent marker, forcing my brain to memorize that shit."