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Joke of the Day

"Yeah, I can't believe the shitty teenager making minimum wage at the coffee shop spelled your name wrong on your cup either."

"What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice? Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week"

"What did the rabbit say to the carrot? It's been nice gnawing you."

"Cop- Do you have any drugs in the vehicle? -No, go fish."

"I hope Confucius type jokes are alright. Chinese mating robots, make many chinks."

"I don't always talk to West Point graduates... ...but when I do, I ask for a side of fries."

"The jokes in this subreddit are so dark I'm surprised they haven't been shot by the police."

"I'm trying to find a job cleaning mirrors It's something I could really see myself doing"

"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything."

"What sound does a dying Turkey make? Coup coup coup"