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Joke of the Day

"""Usain Bolt, Trump regrets/ Gawker downed by Hogan's sex/ Manafort, Putin's pet/ Lochte lies then hops on jet/ We didn't start the fire..."""

"What do biographers and serial killers have in common? Multiple life sentences."

"What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together? Air conditioning"

"What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Drop it Ni**a (sorry for the offensive word)"

"My dad told me that the future was in my hands Didn't know that the future was 9 inches long"

"If I hear people screaming, I always go check on them. Not because I'm nosy or some kind of hero. There might be ice cream."

"How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot? Perky."

"Long arm of the law Will have different meaning when Trump becomes president"

"Study Finds Birth Control Pills Linked to Fewer Severe Knee Injuries in Teen Girls... This is easily explained by the fact that they spend less time on their knees, and more time on their backs."

"Rihanna just started dating Chris Brown He struck her as a violent person"