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Joke of the Day
"Yesterday I saw a squirrel swimming... it was really cool. I have never seen that before."
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"Republicans seek to re-brand poverty as a lifestyle choice."
"I like my apples how I like my penis... In cider."
"A guy never feels more like a pussy than when he's wearing a helmet while driving a motor scooter."
"Teachers call me a fish because I'm below C level"
"Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer The first one says to the other one, ""Does this taste funny to you?"" The other one says, ""No."""
"Why are programmers bad at doing laundry? They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap."
"Don't make jokes about 9/11... they're just plane wrong."
"""Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"" ""4 years sober..."""
"Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking ? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor !"