194068
Joke of the Day
"Whats a pirate's favorite letter? Arrrrrrrg matey it be the C."
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"My problem is that all food is comfort food"
"What's the difference between golf and sky diving? Twack......... Shit!"
"I like my women how I like my tests Curved"
"NOTHING says ""I am batshit, incapable of relationships, bad with money & cannot be trusted"" like colored contact lenses."
"A son runs up to his dad Son: Dad, I'm gay! Dad: Son, I fucked your mother. Son: ... Dad: ... Son: What the fuck? Dad: What? I thought we were saying things that were obvious."
"Why do all blacks have acne? Because they all have black heads."
"How do you tell the difference between an African Elephant and an Asian Elephant? AIDS."
"Noah build an ark ""what? why"" I'm gunna flood the earth ""just give me fish powers"" [jealous he didn't think of that] JUST DO WHAT I SAY!"
"I bought my son a refrigerator for his birthday I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it."