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Joke of the Day

"[sign outside butcher shop: POLISH SAUSAGES - ASK US] ME: Yes, I'm here about the sausage polishing job?"

"So I just had sex for one dollar Talk about a real bang for your buck"

"you know your boobs are too damn big if the dog is stepping on them."

"Hillary and Donald are in a plane that crashed. Who survived? The pilot who jumped out with a parachute."

"I was just about to go and remind my neighbour to slam all of his car doors as many times as possible in five minutes, but there's no need."

"My girlfriend makes me want to be a better man So I can get a better girlfriend"

"I bet God's email spam box is filled with all the prayers from athletes."

"What's the best way to kill a one-legged fox? You make him run across Canada..."

"""Hunnnnhgh! Oh Jesus God! Aarrgh! - Carl Faberge, laying one of his famous eggs"

"Mexican jokes and black jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."