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Joke of the Day
"What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance? You're the Juan!"
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"What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts? (Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die"
"A skinny guy with a 6-pack is like a fat chick with t*ts. It doesn't count"
"Which Jedi can save PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi"
"Eternity The time between when you cum and she leaves."
"First take an ass and put another ass behind it. Then I come. Then the whole nation comes after me.... That is how you spell assassination"
"""Thats a killer dirt bike you've got, man!"" *dirt bike holds a knife to your throat* Believe me...I know."
"What are the 2 most important holes in the female body? No, you f**king pervert. It's her nostrils. How else could she breathe while giving you a blowjob?"
"How do you disappoint a Redditor? [corrected] NSFW [deleted]"
"Sled prices are too damn high but you can find a good deal if you're willing toboggan."