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Joke of the Day

"Sled prices are too damn high but you can find a good deal if you're willing toboggan."

"Let me put things into perspective for you. persp(things)ective"

"A photon checks into a hotel... A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. ""No thanks, I'm traveling light."""

"I didn't sleep so well last night... So this morning I made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water. I made it halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car."

"I used to be an expert on the DunningKruger effect... ...but then I began to learn more about it."

"""haha one time we turned a cpr training dummy into a bong"" yes doctor but how is our son *leans in close* ""you had to light its weiner"""

"Today's a beautiful day... After all, nothing beats Mayweather."

"I hate the word ""chicks"". Can we politely call them LADIES. Women, please.. Ladies nuts on your chin ;)))))))"

"Mariah Carey seems like the type to sing all she wants for Christmas is you, but when you don't get her anything she throws a huge hissy fit"

"If you don't like the way women drive, Stay off the sidewalk."