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Joke of the Day

"Eating spicy food is like... Having your whole body sit down for a game of poker. Your stomach always wins while your sinuses and intestines get cleaned out."

"Wanna hear two short jokes and a long joke? Joke Joke Jooooooooke."

"The key to comedy? Perfect del ivery"

"- 911, what's your emergency? - My nephew just swallowed a lighter! - What's your address? - Never mind, I found some matches."

"What do you get when you cross a hot dog with a walrus me fukin ur mom HAHA bet u didnt see that coming"

"What's the difference between tired and exhausted? When you run in front of a car, you get tired When you run behind a car, you get exhausted."

"Why are there so many piggy banks? Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress."

"What do we want? CLICKBAIT! When do we want it? The answer will shock you... ***** Edit: There was this one weird typo that doctors don't want you to know about."

"What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick!"

"I'm glad my son will learn about sex from the internet. Remember how awkward it was when your dad showed you how to two-girls-one-cup?"