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Joke of the Day
"What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car :P"
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"Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love; the poor know that it is money."
"""Pop star, Justin Bieber, was charged with DUI, driving with an expired license and resisting arrest."" Britney Spears whispers, ""Amateur."""
"Is it strange how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how strange it is?"
"Why do people take acid at raves? Because there's so much base."
"If anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth ... ... then it is at least somewhat likely that something very gay is going into your mouth at one point in time or another. Get it?"
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office completely nude, and so the psychiatrist says to the man, ""sir I can clearly see your nuts."""
"I got a good one for you guys 1"
"My mom laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta"
"A Chemistry Degree is like an awesome girlfriend, because you get anal before getting physical."