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Joke of the Day

"A Chemistry Degree is like an awesome girlfriend, because you get anal before getting physical."

"How does a penman make his living? He charges a calligra-fee of course!"

"""It doesn't say anywhere that you have to EAT them, you see,"" I explain to the Olive Garden waitress as my breadstick kingdom adds a library"

"A rapist made a pornhub account... His porn/stage name was Ben Dover"

"GOD: I call them Water Buffalo ANGEL: But they live on land GOD: Yep ANGEL: GOD: ANGEL: u really dont care anymore do u GOD: Not a bit"

"Why wasn't the vampire killed? The vampire hunter made a miss-stake."

"I heard this girl talking about how much she hates stalkers. I nearly fell out of my tree."

"I'm so embarrassed! My wife caught me measuring my cock! It reached just to the back of her sister's throat."

"What do you call a pub for lesbians in circus outfits? A Clown-Dyke-Bar Credit to u/TheBigDsOpinion"

"What's a porn stars favorite golf course? The inter course."