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Joke of the Day

"There is so much lead in Flint That when you pass a factory, you immediately assume that Chinese children work there"

"Accepting water from a salesperson is a sign of weakness. *faints from dehydration*"

"H: ""Whatcha doing?"" Me: ""Going on twitter to hang out."" H: ""Twitter is an app, not a place."" Me: *whispers venomously* ""Is too a place!!"""

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black..."

"What's long, black and doesn't work? The unemployment line."

"Domestic Violence 1/10 10/10 with Ray Rice"

"What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common? They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks."

"Volkswagen should hire Arnold Schwarzenegger to deal with their emission scandal He's got experience with a Total Recall"

"""Two Blondes"" fell down in a hole Two blondes fell down in a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see!"""

"You give me Epsilon, I give you Delta. Together, we find limits."