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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you see Bill Cosby in double-vision? Raped."

"Why did the Polish man think his wife was plotting to murder him? He found a bottle of polish remover on her dresser"

"Don't get offended. Only racist jokes... Q: Why are Black people so tall? A: Because their KneeGrows."

"That's a nice ham you've got there... ... it'd be a shame if somebody put an 's' at the front and an 'e' at the end."

"How do you tell a transgender from a real woman? The quality of the sandwich."

"I've always been a dog person, but I have never had a close friend that was a cat person. I just find that cats taste too gamy."

"Dogs are just vacuums that want to be rewarded"

"What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium."

"Why dose the navy use liquid soap? Because it takes longer to pick up."

"At this point, the only reason I still get The New Yorker is to impress my mailman."