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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you see Bill Cosby in double-vision? Raped."

"If I ever see a shark I won't be attacked. Because although sharks are attracted to blood in the water, they are repelled by feces."

"I don't support the gay lifestyle in San Francisco It's way too expensive there. They should move to somewhere a lot cheaper so they can save more money."

"The non-Spanish version of Ambien is called Amgood."

"94% of my workout regimen is reading things online that make me so angry I shake"

"Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees? PNC"

"It's kinda bullshit that carpenter ants can't even build IKEA furniture."

"Geography joke from my son Him: What's the capitol of Switzerland? Me: Ummm, Geneva? Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!"

"Boy: Calls 911 Boy: calls 911 Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning."

"Women who live in glass houses shouldn't complain about the glass ceiling"