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Joke of the Day

"I feel ripped off. I was with a bunch of kids today and not one of them said anything even remotely darndest."

"My bear's diarrhoea problems are starting to worry me. The vet says he's getting better but he's not out of the woods yet."

"Knock Knock...Who's there? HIPPA...HIPPA Who?...Sorry, Can't tell you."

"Based on the seemingly random things my autocorrect suggests I sometimes wonder if it is trying to communicate with me."

"Life sucks when a girlfriend doesn't"

"What does a tornado and a woman have in common? It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone"

"I can tell when my skincare puns make you cry by how moisturiser."

"What do you call a bone that disrespects God? A Blasfemur"

"I should start carrying a pool noodle in my car and randomly smack cars when stuck in traffic"

"Why don't Amish people water ski? Because their horses would drown."