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Joke of the Day

"Doctors have just identified a food that can cause grief & suffering years after it's been eaten. It's called a Wedding Cake!!"

"What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk? My Zipper."

"A frog parked his car in the handicapped spot. It got toad."

"What did the dentist say to the golfer? ""You have a hole in one. """

"Me=dad make me a sandwich dad prove you are a sandwich"

"What did the CPU say to the RAM? Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, ""life"" is too short."

"If Canada was a Kingdom, PM Stephen Harper would be a King... ...but Canada is a country."

"Little miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey... ...along came a spider that sat down beside her and said, ""what's in the bowl, bitch?"""

"I have a friend from Armenia who disagrees with everything I say just for the heck of it. He's such a Contrarian."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Early punchline Early punchline who? ......"