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Joke of the Day
"If Canada was a Kingdom, PM Stephen Harper would be a King... ...but Canada is a country."
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"I'm considering taking a position to translate old Mongolian poetry The job has its prose and Khans"
"When man made the first stone tool 2.6 million years ago, I don't think they could have ever imagined a tool as great as Donald Trump."
"According to my Ex, we only had 2 problems: 1. Me. 2. Not her."
"Doctor how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!"
"How do you call unexpected pregnancy in German? Kinder Surprise"
"You know what the number one reason for child molestation is... sexy children"
"[first date at a chinese restaurant] ""So are you more of a dog or a cat person?"" *reading menu* I was thinking orange chicken but you do you"
"What's the most dangerous place in an Excel file? C4"
"A dirty limerick I made up today ... I once met a girl named Susie. And, boy, was she a doozie! She loved me right, Made it last all night! And in the morning she blew me!"