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Joke of the Day
"Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: You wanna go ride bikes?!"
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"Where do you get virgin wool? Ugly sheep."
"This lesbian couple I'm friends with couldn't afford the double-headed dildo they wanted. They're really struggling to make ends meet."
"I purchased a gross of condoms... There were only 140 in the box! Ruined my whole weekend."
"Hello! Is this the police ? POLICE: Yes! What's Ur emergency??! MAN: Two girls are fighting over me! POLICE: What's wrong with that??! MAN: The ugly one is winning.... Hurry!!!"
"Africa If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquito's dying needlessly of aids."
"What is Hitler's least favorite sauce?"
"What do you call a one legged rapper? A Hip-Hop artist"
"How many NYC cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."
"A disgruntled bubble wrap factory worker could shoot 20 men and no one would turn their heads."