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Joke of the Day

"TIM: how are you? ME: it's Monday TIM: yeah ME: the sun is up TIM: are u just listing facts? ME: lettuce is a member of the sunflower family"

"I don't understand Christians They say that gambling is wrong, but they bet their entire life on there being a heaven."

"What are the 2 sexiest farm animals? Brown chicken, brown cow."

"People make me sick, unless you cook them properly."

"NSFW What word starts with a 'C' and then ends with 'U-N-T'? ""Count"" you dumb cunt."

"Why are dog boners so classy? Because their pinkie is out ^gross"

"Kids today will never know the joy of being selected to go outside to dust the erasers."

"Some people came to my door asking for donations to the local pool. So I went and poured them a glass of water."

"Why Americans are so bad in geography? They are taking the geography lessons from their Canadian neighbors in the south."

"What's your best Hitler joke?"