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Joke of the Day
"When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon? Tennish."
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"Doctor... Doctor, impotence takes you suddenly? - No, first it lets you look like a fool about 2-3 times ..."
"What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope? sin or cosine?"
"My friend went camping in the Serengeti with all sorts of lions roaming around It was in tents"
"What's the nastiest part about having sex with someone's grandma? Well, that DependsTM"
"What do you call a teenage cheese cracker? Chee-zits I made this up. *bows* Thank you, thank you...thank you so much."
"Why aren't Jewish Youtube celebrities's work viewed at night? Because they're stars-of-day-vids."
"What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers? Putin on the Ritz~"
"What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money? Make it Wayne."
"What do you call a mound of dirt that is uneducated? A Hillbilly"