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Joke of the Day

"I don't think any other job sees as many erections as mine... I work with planning permission at the council. P.S. I made this one, kinda funny I suppose"

"Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They're always switching their tails!"

"I can type 600 words per minute but none of them makes any sense"

"Congratulations to Steve Jobs for being cancer free for 1 year!"

"why did the snowman smile? He saw the snowblower coming"

"What's a down-side of being a paedophile? You have to go to bed early."

"Why can't the bicycle stand on its own? Because it's two tired"

"If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left? A million dollars minus 75 cents."

"I don't trust atoms. Because they make up everything"

"Poor Pascal... he gets no girls at all... but at least his name is the SI derived unit of pressure used to quantify internal pressure, stress, ... Coincidence?"