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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen the new clear plastic bikinis? They're worth looking into."
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"Pretty offensive joke: Why does all Turkish men have a mustache? because they wanna look like their mother."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Benjamin. Benjamin Who? Yes, Benjamin Netanya Who."
"Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant? She blew them both."
"How many indie bands does it take to change a light bulb? Eh, it's some number you've probably never heard of."
"The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."
"Me and my best friend reverse our cars everywhere together. We go back a long way."
"What happens when your cousin eats all the Pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving? Plump kin!"
"[At Mall] Good cop: CLEAR A PATH PEOPLE! Bad cop: OFFICIAL POLICE BUSINESS Black Friday cop: *Segways past everyone & gets the last HDTV*"
"Is your refrigerator running? You probably didn't notice because you were too busy looking for reposts"