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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No ideer. What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, no nose, and no ears? Still no ideer."

"What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow? An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!"

"Jamaican Snowman What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song? ...... Snowoman no cry."

"I'm so faithful, I don't even have a girlfriend and I STILL don't sleep with other women!"

"I heard someone proposed a Tupac movie. But it was shot down."

"Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid. Yes sir. It's the iceberg lettuce that does it."

"Why does O.J. Simpson claim that he's not a murderer? He's an ex-murderer."

"Trying to find an anagram for mobile piss' is impossible."

"How do you stop a Mexican tank? You shoot the people pushing it."

"What's the worst swear word to a tv exec? Godhole."