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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton get in a car wreck, who survives? America."
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"At Walgreens I asked for 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around and looked them in the eyes and said, ""Make it 52""."
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"What happens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose."
"Cw: you have a call holding M: put it in my voicemail Cw: he has a sexy Australian accent M: hiiii this is Jennifer"
"What's a polar bear? It's a Cartesian bear after a coördinate transform."
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"What's the Difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? One's $2.50 and the Other's Under a Buck!"