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Joke of the Day

"What happens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose."

"There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. .... Only a fraction of joke lovers will find this funny."

"What do you call a prostitute with her hands up her own skirt? Self Employed"

"How do you make a racing snail faster? I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish."

"I met Phil Spector's brother Crispin the other day. He's head of quality control at Lays."

"Step 1 Change your wifi password to blowmefirst. Step 2 Wait for someone to ask for your wifi password."

"i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into $65,000 cash"

"Bill Cosby awarded another honorary degree from Boston University, this time is was Anesthesiology."

"Q: What do you call Italian women in a sauna? A: Gorillas In The Mist!"

"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster."