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Joke of the Day
"Confucius say, ""Man who can put bait on hook well... ...is a master baiter."""
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"What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth? Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)"
"Why is Theresa May so against Porn? When she clearly loves fucking a whole country at once with the world watching."
"The Great Yarn Race **Joe:** Did you hear about the great yarn race? **Jane:** No. Who won? **Joe:** Well, they had to weave their selves through the obstacles and in the end, it was a tie."
"""SURPRISE!!!!"" - Every girl with drawn-on eyebrows."
"He who goes to bed with itchy butt Wakes with smelly finger . -dad"
"HER [sits seductively on my lap] The more you tip...the more I'll take off ME [reaches for wallet] This is such a weird way to cut hair"
"Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes? Sears."
"Fun Fact: A burrito will never sleep with your best friend behind your back."
"I know they say faith.. I know they say faith can move mountains but we have all seen what it can do to skyscrapers."