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Joke of the Day
"What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles? Electricity."
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"Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy that can hold a cup of coffee in each hand and 6 donuts"
"[Toothpaste Laboratory] Dentist 1: Yes Dentist 2: Yes Dentist 3: Yes Dentist 4: Yes Dentist 5: Not so fast..."
"""I saved this for thirty years so I could give it to you and you could throw it out."" - Moms"
"How do ghosts navigate the ocean? They use boo-eys."
"What's the difference between a reindeer, a knight and a cock? The knight is slaying dragons, the reindeer is draggin' sleighs."
"Why do gay pirates always fight each other? They are always trying to get to the others booty"
"I wish vaginas were like MacBooks. Macs don't get viruses."
"Your momma is so fat... Your momma is so fat, her picture wouldn't upload to the Internet."
"Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant? Helado oscuro!"