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Joke of the Day
"What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles? Electricity."
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"The name is Berry Dickenson (shitty oc)... ...As in I wish to bury my dick in your son."
"feminism ."
"Whats the difference between a prostitute with dysentery and an epileptic oyster shucker? The oyster shucker, shucks between fits......."
"What do you call a man that as sex with his 9 year old wife? The holiest Prophet of Islam."
"Don't buy Colgate whitening toothpaste!! Label reads: Guaranteed whiteness in only 14 days... 15 days later and I'm still black."
"You know why Trump is still the GOP candidate? The GOP is pro-life."
"Cigarettes only give you cancer if you let them. It's called science. Maybe you'd know more about it if you read as many Yahoo Answers as me"
"What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!"
"I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years eve party..... when you here an Arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in."