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Joke of the Day
"Two Chinese guys walk into a bar.. The bartender says ""Why the same face?"""
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"Ugh. It's bath time again and I always forget if you wash the baby on 'delicates' or 'permanent press'."
"Said the porcupine, ""I just love prickled onions."""
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? Halfway"
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche? With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."
"Just came back from the Zoo and saw a slice of toast in one of the enclosures. It was bread in captivity."
"If you made a viral video of a cow... It'd be called a bo-Vine."
"In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby ""North West"" I will be naming my first son ""Taco"""
"Some people say Steve Jobs died to early... but I'd say its an appropriate metaphor for his companies policy on battery life"
"What does watching golf and a giant spinning dildo have in common? They both bore the fuck out of you."