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Joke of the Day
"If you ever feel like you're bad at your job, remember At least you don't work in polling"
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"What is not a truck crashing into people? Nice."
"Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin. The Gravity of this Situation."
"What is a bigot? A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal."
"We need a ride home. ""I called a Gruber"" Don't you mean an Uber? [villain from 1988 Die Hard arrives in black Prius]"
"What ringtone have you got? Murphy asked Paddy, ""What ringtone have you got?"" Paddy said, ""I've never really looked, but probably light brown"
"My girlfriend told me to ""tread lightly."" So when I ran over her, I drove really slow."
"How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?? Dude,I already did my time."
"Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers."
"Autopsy confirms George Michael choked on a chocolate bar It was a Careless Whisper"