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Joke of the Day
"I'm surprised the human race doesn't solve more conflicts with warm bread."
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"How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25? Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20."
"Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GcvgsWkSY8"
"What do you call a fusion between Batman and Superman? The krypton-knight."
"Why are Santa's balls so big? Because he only comes once a year."
"The barber asks Bernie Sanders ""what are you looking to get done today?"" ""Oh, just fuck up the top 1%."" ""Say no more..."""
"1 Ring to rule them all, 1 Ring to find them, 1 Ring to bring them all & in the darkness bind them. 3 rings to let Mum know you're home safe"
"Sarah Palin being on a climate change panel with Bill Nye is like Sarah Palin being on a climate change panel with Bill Nye."
"How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb? There can be only one."
"Head and Shoulders should make a body wash called Everything Else"