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Joke of the Day
"What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve? Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!"
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"What do you call a bouncy plane? Boeing Boeing Boeing"
"[medusa's husband sighing and pulling a wad of snakes out of the shower drain]"
"How do you get two priest to fight to the death? Throw a small boy between them. How do you kill the other you ask? Throw in Michael Jackson."
"What do you call a shitty band that only plays in the winter? Coldplay."
"What do you get when you divide a pumpkin's circumference by its diameter? Pumpkin pi!"
"[following girl off elevator] you cant hate snakes and then say u love dragons, because theyre actually extremely similar. in a lot of mytho"
"Why did we use guns in world war 2 against the Germans? We could've used Frebreze, it kills 99.99% of germs anyways."
"What do you say when you are comforting a grammar nazi? There, Their, They're"
"Why did the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."