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Joke of the Day
"I thought my daughter was studying oceanography It turns out she was just a C student"
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"Two whales are sitting at a bar. One of them suddenly says: ""Mmmwaaaaaaaooooomm!"" The second whale looks over and and says: ""Dude, you're really drunk."""
"Sorry for releasing thousands of shrieking bats at your wedding. Sometimes I don't know what to do with my hands."
"How do you blind an Asian? With dental floss."
"Did you hear about the crazy Mexican train thief? He had loco motives."
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Buh dum tss!"
"What do Spiderman and I have in common? We both end up with sticky hands after using the web."
"Million Dollar Idea: A pot pie. Only bigger. And filled instead with fruit. Apples perhaps."
"[Showing a friend around the house] Me: And THIS is where my 5 yr old eats his popcorn. *motions to area covered in popcorn."
"Feeling pretty tough after some dodgy Indian takeaway last night If anyone needs me, I'll be vindaloo."