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Joke of the Day
"Why can't t-rexs do push ups? Because they have been extinct for 65 million years."
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"I've seen a lot of great photos of babies in my life, so if you want my like on Facebook you better bring it."
"So Charles Manson is getting married... Yeah, I thought life imprisonment was a big enough punishment already."
"When a duck takes a selfie, it makes a lonely white girl face."
"I only eat beef raised on marijuana... I like it when the steaks are high."
"There's this app on my phone that makes me look ugly. It's called ""Camera."""
"What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts? Boy Scouts get to leave the camp."
"I like the sound of you not talking."
"Durex's ""Eggplant Flavoured"" condom won't be the first time a woman's being pleasured by a vegetable. Just ask Mrs. Stephen Hawking."
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? a rip off."