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Joke of the Day

"New way to avoid pregnancy: Wear double condom with chilli powder in between. If outer breaks she will know, if inner breaks u will know."

"What is the name of your Russian coworker you see the next day? C. U. Tomorov"

"- ""I love Beyonce... - Whatever floats your boat dude. - No, you're thinking of 'buoyancy'. - ..."""

"[Woods] SNOW WHITE: Oh, what a lovely little house! GOLDILOCKS: [in ski mask] Beat it, sister. I've been scoping this place out for weeks."

"Am I the only one who wants to write ""Over"" at the end of my tweets? Over."

"After seeing the disaproval of gay Jokes I might as well say that handicap jokes are also horrible and rude. I just can't stand them."

"I recently attempted the world record for masturbation. I nearly pulled it off"

"They say one in every 3 neighbors is a pedophile Thankfully there isn't one next to me... just 2 smoking hot 6 year olds."

"free space program idea: when you bring a spaceship back to earth land it on a huge seesaw and launch another ship off the other side"

"What do ghosts use to predict the future? Horror-scopes!"