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Joke of the Day

"How do I change the ring on my phone to an onion ring?"

"A friend is like a book: you don't need to read all of them, just pick the best ones."

"Why do they refer to network ports as female? Because when they stop talking to you, you never know why."

"you know how Hitler used to tie his shoes? In little nazis"

"How many billionaires does it take to create a superhero? Three: two to die and one to never get over it."

"Find out this one weird trick fishermen use. Click bait."

"How do you get a girl from the Midwest to ""s"" your ""d""? Dip it in ranch."

"Damn team mate are you the ladbible? Because you are baiting me so hard."

"Getting pulled over Officer (*Walks over*) Officer -I'm going to ask you to step out of the car for a sobriety test. Me (*Presses tits together*) Me -How about now? Officer -Sir, get out of the car."

"What do you call a gay Jew? A he-blew."