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Joke of the Day
"Why did Cain kill his brother? Because he was Abel to."
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"Yooo mama's sooo fat...that when she jump fo joyyyy... She got stuck."
"The guy who named the peacock was just trying to make himself feel better."
"A young girl swallowed a pin when she was eleven and never felt a prick until she turned eighteen."
"What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians"
"If you're ever chased by a police dog ...don't run over a see-saw, crawl through a tunnel or jump through a hoop. They're trained for that sort of thing"
"Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is dead."
"Did you hear about the million dollar Dutch lottery? If you win, you get a dollar a year ... for a million years."
"A physicist sees a man about to jump off the Empire State Building... He yells ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."