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Joke of the Day
"What has been in the news specifically because it comes in small boxes? Jared's penis"
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"we all had to sign a card for a coworker thats retiring and i just wrote ""please take me with you"" in it"
"A man in tights was found near a rock. What happened? Superman committed suicide."
"What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus? He never saw it coming."
"As my wife and three of her friends squeezed into the car after WeightWatchers.... I muttered under my breath, ""Fat fucking cows."" ""What was that?"" snapped my wife. ""You herd."""
"What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce? Chicken sees a salad"
"What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer? Needle them"
"Paris Hilton's IMDB page should only be accessible on April 1st."
"Buckwheat has converted to Islam He is now known as Kareem of wheat."
"So there was a stork carrying an old man.. ..and the old man turns to it and says: ""Would you at last admit it that we are lost?"""