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Joke of the Day

"I remember the first time I used a Universal Remote Control I thought to myself: ""Well, this changes everything."""

"How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light? Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it."

"What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels..."

"I miss the old days Nostalgia was better back then."

"What did the cookie say to the cracker? You feeling salty bro?"

"I tried to make a joke about unemployed people... But none of them work."

"Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats? So they can see the old Polish Navy!"

"Very few people can brag about getting a handjob from their barber after a haircut nowadays. Then again, very few people cut their own hair."

"Say ""beer can"" out loud in a British accent. It sounds like you're saying ""bacon"" in a Jamaican accent!"

"What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce? Chicken sees a salad"