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Joke of the Day

"What did the man with a 10inch dick have for breakfast? I didn't think you would know, but I had steak and eggs."

"""Hey, did you get a haircut today?"" ""No, I got all of them cut."""

"My girlfriend asked me if her vagina smelled like fish... I said; ""Yes, Ariel, it does."""

"A pedophile, a rapist, and a Catholic priest walk into a bar... He orders a drink."

"Detroit is a such a dangerous city... You can't even let your kids out at night. The might rob someone."

"What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly? Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows."

"Keep your friends close but your enemies closer. No closer. Become one with your enemy. You're now your own worst enemy. Don't freak out."

"A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink."

"Chris Pratt is my favorite actor whose name sounds like if a rodent fell in the McDonald's deep fryer"

"A roofer is working on a house and makes a mistake and falls through the ceiling and into the house. One of the guys inside says, ""nice of you to drop in."""