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Joke of the Day
"Why was the little strawberry sad? He found out his parents were in a jam"
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"I don't know if I like my new haircut, but it will grow on me."
"if you're drinking after midnight on a saturday you're really just getting a jump on the church crowd"
"Wtf I feel like I pay these bills every month."
"What's the worst thing about a woman's panties? Your nuts hang out the side. A homeless guy told me this joke in exchange for pocket change"
"I hear that in Star Wars 8 they're going to introduce Han's perpetually depressed younger brother... His name is Y Solo."
"Q: How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle? A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction"
"I've missed the last 50 years of ""Doctor Who."" Can somebody quickly catch me up?"
"What does a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common? They both like to crack open a cold one."
"My dad hasn't uncrossed his arms since I was born."