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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard my unemployment joke? Yeah, it needs a little work."
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"[commercial for mops] *scene of a man licking up a pool of spilled soda off the dirty floor* ""There has to be a better way"" Narrator:MOPS"
"Studies have shown that smokers are 97% more likely than non-smokers... to walk out on their families."
"They say if your erection lasts... They say if your erection lasts more than 4 hours that you should call a doctor... I say you should tell your wife to call some friends!"
"Opinions are like assholes... I'd rather not hear yours."
"What did the Jewish pedophile say? ""Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"""
"What do you call obnoxious almonds? DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!"
"Why should a woman President never masturbate? Reports that she has her finger on The Button would cause panic."
"Can february march? No, but april may. ~~ sorry, I just love bad jokes~~"
"I cringe when teens brag about taking girls to pound town because adopting a puppy together is a huge responsibility."