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Joke of the Day

"With all the complaints about iOS 8 taking forever to install... You'd think that Apple would rename it to iOS ."

"Lara Rabbit: Do you think that's Sophie's natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure."

"I'm leaving you for an NSA officer ""I'm leaving you for an NSA officer,"" she said. ""But why? What does he have that I don't?"" ""He listens to me."""

"Her: Do you consider yourself broadminded? Me: All I ever think about are broads... so I'll have to go with a yes on this one."

"Pro Tip: Ask the guy sitting next to you if he's gonna freak out about you watching fetish porn before you waste $8 on in-flight wifi."

"Police arrested two kids in my neighborhood today. One was drinking battery acid the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."

"What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset? Your sister's hymen."

"What do you call a prostitute who does both men and women? An omniwhore."

"What's the most popular search engine in Israel? They surf the Net On Yahoo."

"Add 5 years onto your age That's how old you'll be in 5 years."