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Joke of the Day

"Womens rights"

"Maggie Thatcher Just heard they have cancelled the funeral. ATOS have declared Maggie fit for work!"

"How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment."

"Job interview tip: Tell them you're not an applicant, you're an appliCAN. Lick your finger, hold it against buttock. Make sizzling noise."

"Are you all right ? No, you are all left"

"Floyd Mayweather is unbeaten Can't say the same about the women in his life"

"My report card always said I was not living up to my full potential. Well, the joke's on them. That really was as good as I was going to get"

"Why can't a W-boson get a girlfriend? He can't even last a femtosecond!"

"I cry at the end of sandwiches."

"Life tip: if someone comes out of a bathroom sweating, do not go in that bathroom."