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Joke of the Day
"Are you all right ? No, you are all left"
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"How many cops shootings does it take to have an indictment? Error [value unknown]"
"just got my deaf friend drunk and he's slurring fingers so bad right now"
"Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt? Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture"
"The wife wants me to be a doctor in our sex role playing. So I guess I'll make her wait an hour, then send her to a specialist"
"I've used my wife's conditioner even though she told me more than once not to. Because I'm a rebel. A rebel with coconut dream hair."
"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot"
"*rubs magic lamp*rubs harder and faster*genie semen sprays everywhere*"
"A surprise party on someone's birthday isn't surprising. A better time would be 3-4 months after their birthday, in the middle of the night."
"My 9 year old daughter just beat me at Wii baseball... I'll bet she's on the juice."