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Joke of the Day
"Nice selfie, I love the way the light brings out the bat sh*t crazy psycho in your eyes."
Next Joke
"What's a snakes favourite flower ? Coily-flowers !"
"If I was a boss anywhere my job interviews would consist of only one question: who do you play as in Mario Kart"
"It's kinda corny... What did baby corn say to momma corn? ""Where's pop corn?"""
"What do you call a murderer who pours their mike before the cereal? A cereal killer!"
"No wonder my cigar tastes funny. It's just a really old hot dog."
"A year on twitter... I remember when all this was fields."
"I told Jim he is upside-down His nose runs and his feet smell."
"I like my violence how I like my beer... Domestic."
"Went to see the doctor last week, he gave me 4 months to live,. So I shot him. Today the judge gave me 20 years, problem solved."