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Joke of the Day
"If a woman has eight vaginas... She'd be an octopus."
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"What happens when an angle gets itself into a car wreck? The angle becomes a rectangle"
"Role playing didnt go so well last night. She was the hot sexy teacher and I the rebel student..so I ditched class. Cause schools for nerds."
"""Read 'em and weep"" I say as I lay down my hand: a collection of my grandparent's handwritten love letters from WWII."
"Don't make school shooting jokes. You can't imagine what went through their heads in their final moments."
"Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps? Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs."
"allentine's ay. For those of you who won't be getting the V or the D on Feb. 14th."
"I always take my kids on vacation during drug awareness week...because there's just some things they should learn from their dad."
"What's the most sensitive part of a man's body when he's masturbating? His ears."
"I was going to buy a book on phobias But I was afraid it wasn't going to work"