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Joke of the Day
"What happens when an angle gets itself into a car wreck? The angle becomes a rectangle"
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"How do you make a dead baby float? 2 scoops vanilla, 1 scoop dead baby."
"Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated? Snow boarding is fun as hell."
"what does a frozen beer, burnt pizza, and pregnant girl all have in common? they all happened because some dumbass didn't pull it out in time."
"*on my deathbed* *groggy, dazed, & delirious* Me: I wonder if my TC ever really loved me? Wife: Honey, what's a TC? Me: *pulls plug*"
"Who called them potatoes & not the motherchip."
"Return of the Jedi is not possible without the receipt of the Jedi."
"Question: What's the difference between sin and shame? Answer: It is a sin to put it in but it's a shame to pull it out."
"Every few weeks I login to Facebook, update my birthday to the current day, and those idiots wish me happy birthday every time."
"Whats the difference between Donald Trump and a Vacuum? Nothing. Both are really loud, and full of shit."