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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I wonder how people who don't have kids get their TV remotes from the other side of the room."

"It was only after I started dancing in the food court - alone - that I learned flash mobs are planned..."

"What happened when the mexicans wife passed out on a hot day? He had a hispanic attack"

"To be a good dentist... ...you must think laterally and incisively."

"What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks? It's won't be long now!"

"Everbody but Messi got a blowjob after the game cuz his dick was messi"

"Did you hear the joke about the blind prostitute? ...You really gotta hand it to her."

"""Can someone call me a doctor?!"" You're a doctor. ""Please I'm losing my patience!"" You're a terrible doctor."

"Blonde joke... Blonde: What does IDK mean? Brunette: I don't know. Blonde: NOBODY DOES!!!"

"Breaking News: Criminal author gets 5 years in book case Check out his story!"