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Joke of the Day

"A man sits next to a beautiful professional looking woman on an airplane. Lol i just got it pretty funny :-)"

"How many of you believe in psychokinesis? Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie."

"Monica Lewinsky was recently offered a new position at a prestigious boarding school. Headmaster."

"What's the same about Mexican and Black people? Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)"

"Cyber Monday is named for John Cyber, who was the first person to be sexually assaulted online by a robot."

"SuperMan, A Nice American and A fat American were having a race, who won ? the fat American, because the other 2 are fictional characters"

"Have You Heard The One About The Sheep? It's baaad..."

"""The moon is so close to earth right now""... ...""You can probably see it from space"""

"I recently took a hepatitis test... I kicked ass, too. I got two As, a B, and a C!"

"Name brands really are better. For instance, I just found out that the Tide pen works much better on stains than regular pens"